Terms and Conditions of Entering Smoking Joes Cafe
Smoking Joes Cafe is an affirmation, exploration, and celebration of the many facets of sexual activities - and of the limitless dimensions of human sexuality that each of them reflect. While our stunning performers possess a stunning youthful sexuality , all of them are always at least 18 years of age or older at the time of photography.
The web site that stands before you includes powerful videos, steaming images and incendiary text, rich with vivid and graphic depictions of sexual passion so exquisite that they will carry you away: You are not likely to remain unaffected by Smoking Joes Cafe's raw intensity and unmatched action. We don't believe that anything that lies beyond this page is obscene - we don't think you'll disagree with us - and, to the contrary, what we invite you to view with us is an exciting and stimulating world of beauty and sex, of conquest and submission, of wordless rapture and sublime delight, all emerging from the most essential, basic, and natural drives within each of us. We believe that the legal right of adults to view these images is protected by our constitution and that it is accepted by every community in our nation. The vivid power of our imagery impels the conclusion that it is likely to offend or disturb some sensitive persons - and we recognize that such power also carries the potential to negatively affect minors. Accordingly, it is necessary to limit access to what lies beyond this page to those who can do so legally and who otherwise satisfy our conditions for access to our site. Put on your seatbelt, because Smoking Joes Cafe is powerfully intense.
By clicking on the "PROCEED" link below, you affirm, certify, and/or swear, to the maximum extent possible to invoke the penalties for perjury and false swearing, that each of the following statements is true, without reservation or purpose of evasion. If any one or more of the statements is false, you are required to click the "EXIT" button below, and you will be taken to an inoffensive site on the Internet. Should you access this web site through dishonesty here, you have made a false sworn statement, you have become a Computer Trespasser, and you are subject to criminal prosecution and punishment. Consider this a digital No Trespassing sign.
1. I am eighteen years of age or older - and if I am accessing this page from any jurisdiction limiting access to graphic sexual materials to persons who have attained a higher age, I have attained that age.
2. I fully understand that the focus of this web site is explicit and extremely graphic depictions of nudity and actual sexual conduct as part of a powerful exploration and celebration of adult eroticism.
3. I agree that I will not permit any person to view (or otherwise to have access to) any of the material I am about to see if it is illegal to do so because of that person's age or otherwise. I agree to take all serious, effective, and necessary actions to positively assure that none of this material will fall into the hands of minors.
4. I understand that Smoking Joes Cafe contains valuable intellectual property belonging to its owner and I understand further that, by clicking below and accessing the content of this website, I am given permission of its owner only to view this intellectual property here and now and to retain just one downloaded copy of any video that appears on the website. I acknowledge that I do not acquire any copyright in any of the material on this website by viewing it ,downloading it, or subscribing to this website. I acknowledge that I am specifically denied any permission or license to ever share, upload, display, perform, transfer, edit, modify or otherwise use anything I acquire from Smoking Joes Cafe. I agree that I will never take any act to infringe the owner's exclusive rights concerning this intellectual property or to otherwise diminish its value or to conceal or disguise its source and ownership.
5. I represent that my sole and exclusive purposes in viewing Smoking Joes Cafe, at any time, now or later, are personal and not professional or official, for reasons only of my own personal recreation, education, amusement, and/or stimulation; I specifically disclaim to any journalistic or investigative motivation or purpose; I specifically disclaim that my access is made for the benefit of, for, at the request of, or on behalf of any other person, or any business entity, organization, agency, bureau, authority, department, commission, force, or government; and I specifically disclaim that I am acting as the agent, servant, employee, attorney, partner, officer, director, or contract worker of any of them.
6. NO WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE OTHER THAN THOSE WHICH ARE IMPLIED BY LAW AND INCAPABLE OF EXCLUSION, RESTRICTION OR MODIFICATION UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, ARE EXTENDED BY ANY PERSON TO YOU WITH RESPECT TO THE SITE YOU ARE ABOUT TO VISIT OR ITS CONTENT. NO ORAL OR WRITTEN INFORMATION OR ADVICE GIVEN BY ANY PERSON SHALL CREATE A WARRANTY OR IN ANY WAY INCREASE THE SCOPE OF THIS SECTION. NO TERM OF THIS AGREEMENT MAY BE MODIFIED OR CHANGED EXCEPT IN WRITING AND NO ORAL REPRESENTATION OR STATEMENT OF ANY PERSON IS RELIED UPON BY YOU IN ENTERING INTO THIS AGREEMENT. YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT ALL CONTENT PROVIDED IS PROVIDED BY THE OWNERS AND OPERATORS OF THE SITE YOU ARE ABOUT TO VISIT "AS IS" WITH NO WARRANTY OF ANY SORT WHATSOEVER AND ANY WARRANTY OF MERCHANTABILITY IS SPECIFICALLY DISCLAIMED. IN NO EVENT SHALL ANY PERSON BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY OTHER PERSON FOR LOSS OF BUSINESS OR PROFITS OR FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THE WEB SITE YOU ARE ABOUT TO VISIT OR THE CONTENTS THEREOF, EVEN IF ANY PERSON WAS PREVIOUSLY ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES OR FOR ANY OTHER CLAIM BY YOU OR BY ANY OTHER PERSON. SOME JURISDICTIONS DO NOT PERMIT A DISCLAIMER OF CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES; YOU SHOULD CONSULT THE LAWS OF THE RELEVENT JURISDICTION IN ORDER TO DETERMINE THE EFFICACY OF THE FOREGOING DISCLAIMER OF CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.